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bbc merlin, doctor who, fun stuff, humor, selay'uu, star wars
Jack Harkness was laughing uproariously as Madame Jocasta peremptorily ejected us from the Archives. Gwaine could barely stand upright, and Gawain stared at the character with whom he only shared a name in horrified disgust. Obi-Wan was trying to shush us all, with limited success, and Siri was determined to make things even more insane. The Doctor went and sulked in a shadowy corner.
“That was one awesome party!” Jack declared. “We should have brought drinks with us, though.” I stared at him, shuddering with horror. Perish the thought.
“Jack,Β please,” Obi-Wan snapped in frustration. “There are minors present.”
“Well, since we forgot all theΒ majors,” Jack said and collapsed with laughter over his own joke. I slapped him across the back of the head with a convenient book. He overbalanced and fell flat on his nose. I waved the book at him half-heartedly.
“Ha ha!”
“It serves you right for wrecking her office,” Obi-Wan observed, picking up Gervaise, who had somehow gone all loopy on thin air and was talking to people who no one else could see.
“But peppers areΒ good, Natasha,” Gervaise said to no one. Obi-Wan hoisted him up.
“I’m taking him to the infirmary. The rest of you–” he gave us a warning look. “Behave.”
“I hate you all,” the Doctor muttered, looking as if he was about to cry. I ran across and hugged him.
“Don’t give me the puppy eyes, please! You know it leaves me a total wreck,” I whispered. He sighed, making a Herculean effort to regain his self-control.
“Fine.”
“Let’s prank Jack until he’s cross-eyed,” I suggested softly. Merlin winked at me. I could feel the Doctor smiling into my hair.
“Deal.”
The Great Prank War–the Prank War to end all Prank Wars–was on.
Oh-ma-LORD, what did Jack do to the Archives?
I’m wondering the same thing . . .
He probably knocked half the books off the shelves. -_-
In that case, I’m amazed he didn’t get thrown out sooner.
Well, actually, it seems he was dancing on the tables to really, really loud music and nearly got into a fist fight with Obi-Wan before the latter decided it was below his dignity. π
Oh, lovely. π
Uh-huh.
Knocking… believe me, in the Blue House archives, it wouldn’t have taken as long, and it wouldn’t have taken Madame Nu, either. KijΓ© would have taken the law into his own hands.
I tried to kick him out. I probably weigh half what he does. Next time I’ll just try hitting him with a mop instead.
Part of me is terrified; the rest of me wants to see what happens.
π
Basically, we prank Jack blind. π
Well, I gathered *that*
(BTW, are you big into pranks outside of your mindpalace? I feel like you would be, but I’m not sure.)
((Sometimes. Only if they’re funny and not mean. π ))
Oooooohhh… Jack’s gonna get it… XD *snickers*
HE IS X-D This is gonna be AWESOME. X-P
Looking forward to seeing how this pans out… XD
X-P
You got to hug the Doctor that’s so amazing. =D
X-D He’s a great hugger. And he needs lots more hugs than he ever gets. π So I’ve made it my goal to hug him as often as possible without him realizing that something’s up. π
That is the worthiest of worthy goals. *nods emphatically* Slip in any extras you can for me, ‘kay? =D
Sure thing! π